Wow, it must really burn you up inside that a fat girl is not only having good sex but is also loved and appreciated.
Now normally I would say, “Don’t worry, anon, there is someone out there for you too.” But who am kidding? No one wants to date person who has nothing better to do than waste their time sending hate to random strangers on the internet and who knows so little about the human body and about sexual intercourse that they can’t figure out how someone who is fat can have sex.
Sorry anon, your life is garbage. I hope you like fucking your hand.
When it comes to objectification, this is a great example of why comparing male strip clubs to Hooters is a “false equivalent.”
An online poll conducted in the ’90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever. After gathering data about people’s least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity, specifically engineered to sound unpleasant to the maximum percentage of listeners.
Amazingly, this “most unwanted music” contains little dissonance — that would have been too easy. For the most part, they seem to have tried to assemble these elements in a listenable way.
Komar & Melamid and David Soldier’s list of undesirable elements included holiday music, bagpipes, pipe organ, a children’s chorus and the concept of children in general (really?), Wal-Mart, cowboys, political jingoism, George Stephanopoulos, Coca Cola, bossanova synths, banjo ferocity, harp glissandos, oompah-ing tubas and much, much more. It’s actually a fascinating listen, worthwhile for the opera rapping alone.
A recent article referred to me as “America’s plus-size sweetheart.” It’s like I’m managing to achieve all this success in spite of my affliction. I always find that interesting, because it’s like, would you ever do that to a male comedian considered overweight? Would you ever put that in the headline for a male star? I feel like it would never happen. And it’s not that it’s not a fact about me, but I don’t know what the obsession is with pointing it out. Because when that happens, I do feel like someone is saying, “Well, good for her, she’s doing well despite her troubled blah blah blah…” It blows my mind. My weight? It is what it is. Like most people, I know, it’s like, you gain a little, you lose a little. You have a good hair year, a bad hair year, you manage money well, you don’t manage it that well… your entire life ebbs and flows and ups and downs. And you could get hit by a bus tomorrow. It’s about being content. And sometimes other priorities win.
There’s so much to her than her weight. She is so talented and beautiful and I hope she never forgets that.
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
Playing cute with my new outfit! those are unicorns! <3Those shorts used to be pants that lost to the chubrub.
***please do not reblog in to porn/bbw blogs***
You could never play me because ain’t nobody checkin’ for you! 💅💅💅